funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:50am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:48am

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:48am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:48am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:48am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:48am

radjew:

do any of you even know my name

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:40am
69shadesofgayy:

caskca:

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

They dont even look like ducklings i thought they were just yellow fuzz balls

Omfg

69shadesofgayy:

caskca:

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

They dont even look like ducklings i thought they were just yellow fuzz balls

Omfg

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am

dlubes:

this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer

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Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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Friday Jul 7 @ 12:39am
Friday Jul 7 @ 12:38am
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