Not the time for a dad joke.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
do any of you even know my name
She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings
Please stop what you’re doing and look at this
They dont even look like ducklings i thought they were just yellow fuzz balls
this is all i could think of while watching the 50 shades of grey trailer
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER